an unexpected heist | modern au
Thorin Oakenshield is the wretched heir to a fortune that was robbed from him and left him orphaned. With the help of a motley crew of aspiring robbers and not-burglars, he plans an elaborate heist to reclaim what is rightfully his, but little does he and the company know of the craftiness of the wily tyrant Smaug.
(note | not pictured here due to technical reasons: gloin, bifur and oin)
We’re screw ups. I’m a screw up and I plan to be a screw up until my late 20s, maybe even my early 30s. And I will shag my own mother before I let her… or anyone else take that away from me!
raccoon dad comes home and dumps trash on the table. raccoon kids are like “trash again??? youre the best dad ever” raccoon moms like “no trash until you finish ur trash”